December 2011
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it’s two in the morning and i’m not asleep yet…. god help meee.
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…i’ll stop obnoxiously occupying your dash now.
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foreheadtittaes:
You know how the further back in time you go, the less defined it becomes? And that unless you are a history buff or an expert in a particular era past centuries sort of blend together in this undifferentiated mass called The Distant Past? Like, when most people think of the Middle Ages they just have this vague mental picture of kings and queens and knights and the plague even...
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“Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also...”
– C.S. Lewis (via unchartedplaces)
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moonshoes-potter-in-the-tardis replied to your post: My sister tried to write a song…
I’d buy that fucking beast of a song.
i know right? the ear splitting, sound barrier breaking, coma inducing sound i’m being forced to listen to is obviously the swan song of the world’s next superstar.
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My sister tried to write a song...
“i see your hands getting sweaty when you’re with that whore betty. i see you wtih another girl and her face makes me want to hurl. she wears so much makeup i want to upchuck.”
it’s destined to be a #1, obviously.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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ALL THE MOVIES
azombiepirate:
Movie Master List Movie Genre folders: Action Movies Adventure Movies Animated Movies Chick Flicks Comedy Movies Comic Book Movies Disney/Pixar Movies Documentaries Drama Movies Family Movies Fantasy Movies GLBTQ Movies Horror Movies Musicals Rifftrax Science Fiction Movies Silent Movies Star Trek Movies Thriller Movies
Miscellaneous: Award Shows Concerts Sketch &...
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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11 Quotes From 2011
think-progress:
1. “There’s been class warfare going on for the last 20 years, and my class has won.” — Warren Buffett
2. “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights.” — Hillary Clinton
3. “Today, we are all Troy Anthony Davis. Tonight, a little piece of all of us will die.” — Rep. John Lewis (D-GA)
4. “Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22-out-of-30 top al-Qaida leaders who’ve been...
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